Wednesday, February 25, 2009

2009 Resolution - More Creative Writing

Topic: Seven worst things to say to someone who just got dumped...

1. Yeah, I didn’t think that was going to last.
2. You know, now that you mention it, I did see your boyfriend looking pretty happy hanging all over someone else last night. I thought that was weird since it was your sister.
3. Now that you aren’t together anymore, I guess you won’t mind if I ask him out.
4. I never thought you were good enough for him.
5. Well if you’d dressed like a man, he might not have left you for one.
6. There goes your last chance at happiness.
7. It’s time to let you mother set you up on a date with her friend’s single son.

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